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Organizing the rebellion

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Created on 2009-04-14 00:42:23 (#55259), last updated 2009-04-15 (427 weeks ago)

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Name:slawson
Birthdate:Jul 21
Location:Michigan, United States of America
I use the more cowbell tag when I am joking. If I write something that I think might be controversial and I am serious about it, I will use the pic with my face. It helps me avoid becoming an asshole because of the anonymity of the internet. You might think I'm an asshole anyway, I consider that your problem, if you don't like it, quit reading it. CAPITAL LETTERS: I am very conscious of my use of capital letters. I frequently do not follow the rules of grammar. The names of politicians are not capitalized, sometimes states are not capitalized, government agency acronymious titles are also not capitalized. Sometimes they may be if they are used as the first word of a sentence, but I tend to form my sentences to avoid needing to capitalize names of those unworthy of respect.

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I was born. At the time I thought this was a rather revolutionary act, but I have since learned that it is rather commonplace. I was quite disappointed and have been trying (and failing) to be more original since then.

I am a patriot, but I am not jingoistic. I believe in never initiating the use of force, but I understand that some people will not understand anything but force.

I am a huge supporter of minority rights, but I only recognize one minority, the individual.

Just in case you didn't know, alex jones is a nutjob and I mean that in the worst way possible. I really wish he would stop being on my side because he's one of the more visible faces out there and he makes me look bad.

The original Constitutional purpose of the 2nd amendment is to have an armed citizenry to intimidate the government.

It's not an endlessly expanding list of rights - the "right" to education, the "right" to health care, the "right" to food and housing. That's not freedom, that's dependency. Those aren't rights, those are the rations of slavery - hay and a barn for human cattle.
- Alexis De Tocqueville

The U.N. is a snake pit of power-lusting petty bureaucrats of every stripe. -- [info]montecristo

Cum, nisi arma habebit exercita pubes, incolumis stare res publica non possit, ne adimunto ius civile armorum habendorum et ferendorum.

Just as man's physical existence was liberated when he grasped the principle that 'nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed,' so his consciousness will be liberated when he grasps that nature, to be apprehended, must be obeyed - that the rules of cognition must be derived from the nature of existence and the nature, the identity, of his cognitive faculty. -- Ayn Rand

When we have a central bank that controls the amount of high-powered money in the economy and when such a bank can bail out at its own discretion whatever financial institutions it pleases and in whatever amounts it pleases, we definitely do not have a free market in money or banking. When bank deposits are insured, we have no free market in banking. When we have government-sponsored enterprises with direct lines of credit to the U.S. Treasury that buy mortgages, we do not have a free market in banking or mortgage lending or housing.

Anarchy is the cement that holds society together. -- Colin Ward

Freedom <~~libertarians
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